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Even The Happy Ones Are Sad

by Carter Felker

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1.
Ski Mask 04:06
Well the plan’s been hatched since the week before last When Kathleen left and she ain’t come back I bet my last dollar on a horse named cash You can guess what happened with that. So I borrowed a ski mask and my roommates gun I’m gonna go downtown in the morning sun Find a teller at the credit union Say give me the money I won’t hurt noone. Oh It’ll be easy You ain’t gonna see me Stuck in in your T.V. On the morning news The guy who bought my dirtbike Has got a friend on the inside He knows just what I Aim to do Cause I’m sick and tired of living hand to mouth On a dirty mattress in a broke down house If i had some flow I’d go down south Start a new life all by myself Or I could bust my ass for a dime a day But you don’t get rich on honest pay So I’ll take it all and be on my way Now listen closely to what I say I need a driver Who ain’t got no priors So you’re hired Here’s what we’ll do I took my brother Jimbo’s Eighty-eight Fiero Flies like an arrow Fast and True I ain’t had no luck of late but I feel my ship’s come in I’m tired of being second rate it’s time for me to win And if you see Kathleen won’t you tell her I’m okay And I had had a thought about her since she left that day But for what it’s worth For all that hurt I’m sorry Now Everybody get on the ground Put your hands in the air and don’t make sound Get the money in the bag and go lay down If you don’t start trouble it won’t be found Wow, hey there mister put away that gun Don’t make me have to shoot someone Oh my god what have you done I was just trying to have some fun Call Me a Doctor And a lawyer Make that my mother I’m bleeding pretty bad Tell Jimbo About The Fiero I Gotta Go
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Party Pooper 04:01
Have you ever caught the moment when people meet again But they act like strangers though once they were great friends One feigns a cool indifference as they lock eyes across the room But prays the sordid situation will meet its death quite soon And the calis act makes his partner cast sad eyes to the floor A passed they shared died right there it ain’t coming back no more Who woulda thunk The world could be so cruel Sorry babe this party’s pooped I’ve got better things to do Sometimes I get the feeling the shine is wearing off Like the train just started rolling and I’m ready to get off Like a forest blocks the sunrise or you’re trudging through a swamp My stomach churns my eyes they burn so i fill my needs with wants So I pickle all my heartbreak with liquor from the jar And toast the goddamn ceiling fan until it looks like a star Who woulda thunk The world could be so cruel Sorry babe this party’s pooped I’ve got better things to do It’s okay to cry, it’s okay to cry I’ll tell them you’re not feeling well When we say goodbye
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Living Free 03:39
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The Bad Guy 04:54
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Francine 03:13
They Found her on the corner her name was Francine, Twenty-six years old and a mother to be She had a tattoo on her shoulder that read forever Dean. A fifty in her pocket and a broken rosary. There’s nothing like a murder to stir up a town The doors get locked and the shades they come down, Till the Sheriff says the perpetrator has been found, Then it all gets forgotten about Cause it’s seventeen fifty to go to the zoo, Twenty-five if you include the icecream too, When you could stay home and watch the news, But you’d probably just get the blues. Francine was a good girl, she never did no wrong She was a saint until the day she was gone When out one night and didn’t come back at dawn, Her momma knew something was wrong. She’d been fighting with her estranged ex-husband Dean, He’d been shooting up instead of paying alimony, A real ripe fruit from a violent tree Dean was known to get rough with Francine But the trail’s too far to go for a hike, And it wouldn’t feel right drinking on a monday night, So The man on the screen says coming up live We’ll take you to the scene of the crime Well the cops caught Dean just north of Duluth They asked him the question and they wanted the truth Dean denied but it weren’t no use Forensics had all the proof So they threw up a jury and a verdict was found For laying his pregnant ex-wife in the ground Dean Chinasky was to be put down On a date they did not announce And it’s a big cruel rock we ride round the sun Trouble it happens to everyone You can scream it ain’t fair at the top of your lungs Some things can’t be undone
7.
Hard Times 05:53
I tore a hole in the coat that your old lady gave me for my birthday And I’m wondering if it will ever go my way, Or if I should just come home. Cause this whole town don’t give a damn about my ups and downs All my crying’s just another sound, Wasted on bedroom walls. Hard times come, hard times go Everyday Hard Times come, What do you do When They Stay? Momma wrote me, she told me Shelley’s getting married next sunday And that she didn’t have the guts to call No she said it “would break my heart” That ain’t so bad, just another reason why I shouldn’t come back I’d probably end up living just like dad Angry and working at the mill Hard times come, hard times go Everyday Hard Times come, What do you do When They Stay? Well I gotta go like I said I’ve got this jacket to sew The wind is blowing the days are getting cold Yes winter is back again Tell your gal I’m fine, just had to get something of of my mind Happy trails and until next time I love you, I’ll call again Hard times come, hard times go Everyday Hard Times come, What do you do When They Stay?
8.
I’ve been hearing lately that you’ve been doing funny things, Like when you go out drinking, you take off your wedding ring, I ain’t quite the man, I promised you I’d be but you know that I love you, Don’t do this to me. I come home from work and you’re yelling through the door, Red faced as a cartoon, you can’t do this anymore, I know that I’ve been trying, I can’t say the same for you, you can’t have your cake and eat it too. Well you loved me just this morning to send me on my way, I come home in the evening and this is what you say, You’ve got an awful feeling, since you took my ring, You’re a songbird in a cage You’ve forgotten how to sing. Whoever said love’s easy, didn’t have a clue Or is it just the fact I gave my heart to you, You’re begging me for castles but we’re living in the sand, It takes two to tango, but you refuse to dance.
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I broke down when she went away cried my eyes out every day, But the pain it stopped and closure came, Now I ain’t got time for that I ain’t got time for that, no I ain’t got time for that, I could dream about when her love was fat But I ain’t got time for that The Weatherman and preachers say We’re all living in judgement day, Well we better right boys, we better pray, But I ain’t got time for that. I ain’t got time for that, no I ain’t got for that, You won’t catch me in a tinfoil hat, I ain’t got time for that. A well dressed man knocked on my door asked me who I’m voting for, said we’ll tax you nothing give you more no I ain’t got time for that. I ain’t got time for that, no I ain’t got time for that, I’ll pay my share and I’ll take it back, but I ain’t got time for that. I don’t care about what you do the god you worship or who you screw, my concern is your heart is true I ain’t got time for that. I ain’t got time for that, No I ain’t got time for that, If we jump out a window, we’ll both go splat, I ain’t got time for that. So you can hang out in the dark you can lock away your heart, You won’t finish if you don’t start You Ain’t got time for that. You ain’t got time for that you ain’t got time for that, cause one you’re gone you don’t come back you ain’t got time for that. We ain’t got time for that, we ain’t got time for that, oh cause once we’re gone we don’t come back, we ain’t got time for that.
10.
The Legend 03:49
It feels great to be good, in a mediocre town It would take a tidal wave, to knock me ego down Up at the local haunt, they all know my name Ask the folks at the end of the bar, they’ll say my next stops fame Ain’t it a shame, he never caught his break? But when you live in dirt a pile of weeds looks like a rose bouqet Weeknights and happy hours, the stage is all mine I pick my songs, get half pissed and act like I’m John Prine The pay ain’t all that hot, but that’s A-Okay by me Beats the hell out of working retail and the drinks are free Can’t you see, I’m where I’m meant to be Stuck between standing still and living the dream Sure I hit the road, but when I did no one showed The grass looked green on that side but i prefer it mowed That’s why I’m standing here, singing you this tune And I’ll be back next week unless my break comes soon What do you do, you gotta face the truth I may not be a star but around here I’m the moon.

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released June 14, 2022

Produced by : JJ Mayo and Pat Palardy
Music and Lyrics : Carter Felker
Drums & Percussion : JJ Mayo
Pedal Steel. Baritone, Classical Guitar : JJ Mayo
Bass : Musky Brown
Organ/Keys : JJ Mayo, Pat Palardy
Acoustic Guitar and Vocals : Carter Felker
Mixed by : Pat Palardy
Master by : Jeff Kynoch
Recorded : Public Lunch Studios
Album Art : Amy Nelson, Curtis Glas, Angie Martin

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Carter Felker Calgary, Alberta

Carter Felker traffics in music, yes, but even more profoundly in essence: the humdrum essence of Monday morning alarms clocks coming round again during lifetimes ticking on through thoughtless dawn moments walking across the kitchen floor; the craven essence of sneaking wordlessly away from a relationship and feeling the mute screen door sag shut behind you; the essence of everyday struggles -MLW ... more

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